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- me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
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Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.
I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.
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Do you think Bella would kick Katniss Everdeen’s ass in a fight?
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ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood
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- on a math test: 2+2
- me: use calculator just in case
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guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset
okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat
hOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE
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hOLY SHIT
THE BALD GUY I CAN’T BREATHE
pick one person to watch each time its so perfect
the girl in the pink bikini omfg
i’m cryiiinnggg
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u liked my pic
i liked ur pic
i think u know what’s next
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I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom
- Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
- Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
- Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
- Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
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